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Directed By:
Brennon Jones
Paul Wynne
Starring:
Heidi Fleiss
Rated R
Genre: Science Fiction/Horror
Format Used: Netflix DVD
Contains: Graphic Lanuage, Graphic Violence, Partual Nudity, Drug Use and Bad acting.
THE PLOT:
An creature created from alien DNA has escaped again, the first time it left a painful memory across the chest of his creator
Dr. Cleo Browning. Now it has escaped again and is running amuck throughout the dessert and once again Dr. Cleo Browning
has been asked to recapture it.
But a traveling side show owned by a killer and his Tart sees the creature and wants it for himself, so he can have a
real alien in his side show of fakes.
ZEDD'S OPINION:
You know you're in trouble when the movie you are about to watch has more then one director and the biggest star they can
afford is Heidi Fleiss. She's not even a actress, she's the flavor of the month. The infamous "HOLLWOOD MADAM".
Don't get me started on the stupid PROSTITION LAWS, but I'd rather stick to the stupid movie. The acting was substandard,
Heidi Fleiss isn't going to be winning any acting oscar, most likely EVER! The creature is lame, the mouth doesn't close
at all. They must thought it was lame, it stayed in the dark most of the time. The story is weak, the dialog is corny.
It's just plan rotten. I give this disaster of a movie...THE NOOSE!!!
VOLTRON'S OPINION:
I agree with Zedd, there is nothing good about this movie. NOTHING. It's God awful and I wish I never forced to watch something
so God awful. This is one of those movies that hurt when you watch. It sucks the big one and deserves nothing, no praise
what so ever. I give...ALIEN 51...THE NOOSE!
ON THE POSITIVE SIDE (+ HITS):
+ NOTHING (There is nothing good about this pile of cow dung.)
ON THE NEGATIVE SIDE (- MISSES):
- STORY (The story is weak.)
- ACTING (If you can call it acting.)
- DIALOG (Was just plan awaful.)
- CREATURE (Typical creature design.)
- MOUTH (The mouth doesn't close which makes it quite clear that this is just a lame costume.)
- ANTI-CLIMATIC (After the final fight, I'm not sure if the thing is alive or dead.)
...AND FINALLY...
- HEIDI FLEISS (Heidi Fleiss is no actress and never will be. She should stick to being a Madam.)
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